up in the mountains, came across a cow. it was weird why a cow was there. so i brought it with me. and as i descended the mountain on the other side, a man came up to me.

"hey there. how much wld u sell that cow to me?"

"i do not noe sir."

"i'll give u this in exchange. these are magic beans. u plant them and u will see for urself"

so not finding any use of the cow for me, i accepted the deal. immediately i planted the beans. and almost instantly, a giant beanstalk grew! i was like, "fuggin shitties!". but i climbed the beanstalk to a cloud. and there i saw a castle. it was like barney's musical castle but there was no music. and it was far bigger. i was like a mice.

i went in and saw this giant. he was counting money. lots of money. big money. literally. den i saw this guy in a cage. he was my size. but shorter.. and lots of hair on his rather big feet. i went to him. he said he's name is bilbo. he asked me to help him escape. and so i did. i imagines a key and amazingly enuff, a key appeared and i opened the cage door. and so we ran away.

"FEE FAI FO FUM!!", the giant went as he saw us escaping.

We ran. and ran. and ran. and climbed down the beanstalk and i imagined two axes and we cut down the beanstalk and BOOM! the giant fell to his death.


up in the mountains i found a temple-like-thingy. i went in. it was quiet. too quiet. i looked ard looking for habitants. suddenly dis man came up from behind me and shocked the shit out of me.

"hey esse. what u doing up here esse? u lost or sumthin? u look tired and hungry. come i give u place to rest and food esse. come carnal"

he seemed a nice person. i could tell he was latino.

i told him of the situation down away from the mountains at main barneyland. he offered to help me. he would train me in the art of the latino heat. fight the way we should. to lie, to cheat, and to steal. cos its the 'vato loco style' he says.

upon completion of my training, i continued climbing the mountains in search of a sacred door to wonders. the door that would help my quest.


For an eternity barney was made captive in a dungeon deep beneath his musical castle. happy tree friends had took control of his kingdom. his citizens were made into slaves or brutally murdered as entertainment. it was wicked. alpha phive was made into a grinding machine while the fairies were fried and made delicacies.

the happy tree friends were enjoying themselves at their new kingdom. but unknown to them, not all the barnai rangers were gone. well not me. i was alive. tot me well short and green did. 'the force' i had used to create a force field ard me. so i set off into the once lovely mountains of barneyland that has now become icy cold dark mountains.

i was determined to save the kingdom from the dark side.


We went through trngs and trngs contolling our zords and morphing them together into the megazord. went through lots of complications. like an ass for a head and a hand as belly. but we finally pulled through.

quarrels are aplenty. with usop always complaining why is he the megazord's ass and farhan often scolded for being juz too damn hot. loloq was his usual loud self and spending plenty of precious time with hazwan. and yes... we wonderrr. as for me, i still wondered y there was no pink ranger.

i did ask before, but short and green never did reply. he only said worry abt that u must not, understand soon u will. so now i went to big and purple instead and ask. but he too did not tell me.

so whatever. showed big and purple the finger and walked away. but not without turning back and look at him trying to do the finger too but to no avail. fool.

"Aiyaiyaiyaiyai! Happy tree frens are attacking. in massive numbers they are in. Barney wad should we do now? *runs ard frantically*"

"*chuckles* heya alpha phive. relax. the barnai rangers will stop them"

and so we went on our first mission. we immediately cast oversoul and the happy tree friends died. all 12413519801069743 of them. and we celebrated an easy win.

but we did not realise that dis creatures indulge in the teachings of resurrection. they came back alive! and unhurt! and they combined together to become this giant creature with big smile. kinda evil smile i should say. and with one strike of its hand, we crumbled and fall. and all was lost. we could not get up but could only see as half of barney's nation got destroyed.

hope was gone. big and purple was sad. but he still had that smile. always had. retard.


So back to the REAL story of my life.

After pinching myself and i was still there, i tot maybe pinching was not enuff. so i looked around me for sumthing to smack my head wif but nothing seemed violent. it all looked Cuuute~ Cuddlllyy~ Innoceeennt~ So i resorted to hitting the purple dinosaur's belly in hope to make him angry so he would perhaps gobble me up. *punches*

"Heyy kid.. whatcha doing. *chuckles* that tickles. *chuckles*"

"tickles kau! am i dreaming? or is this all real?"

"No u are not dreaming. You are here. In my musical castle. and i love you. i need ur help. the happy tree friends are killing my happy citizens. they are brutal creatures."

"why me?"

"because u have great imaginations. ive been watching u. pretty cool imagination. ur imagination is just super-dee-duper! *chuckles*"

so yea here i was. and turned out i was not alone. i was one of the 6 chosen ones. each receiving a golden ticket to barney's musical castle. we were barney's last hope. besides me, other 'imagineers' were called. and we stood infront of a campfire and closed our eyes and had to feel deep inside us. into our soul. cos inside us lies a special animal. those were indeed turn out to be our zords.

this short greenish guy with spikey hair went to each of us and said,

" usop, blue ranger. the cookie monster spirit u have. blue socks wif finger holes u wear and cookies u eat.
loloq, purple ranger. barney jr u r. big like barney and gay as he is.
farhan, orange ranger. spirit of charmander. small he is but hot definitely.
wads wrong fitri?"

"im a spongebob *frowns*"

"yes. spongebob who absorbs well and makes crabby patties. u r the yellow ranger.
hazwan, brown ranger u r. spirit of scooby u possess. makes ppl laff u do.
and u shaiful. red ranger u r. elmo u have. good fren he is and cute too. now now. kembang u must not. as kembang is the path to the dark side. kembang leads to ego, ego leads to bongkak, bongkak means dosa."

with our new found identity. we were the barnai rangers. chosen from 1000 hopefuls and hopelesses. chosen to protect a nation from certain doom.


so i was walking home minding my own business and daydreaming when dis guy came up to me and told me "yo kid, with great power comes great responsibilities". and i went "oh ok kewl." and den he walked off. but not before tapping my shoulder while having a long sad face. a sad face as if the world was crumbling down. so i thought maybe he's crazy and continue walking while humming the tune of happy tree friends.

den as i reached the void deck of one block, i saw a strange and mysterious shadow. somehow it seemed familiar. it looked like my shadow which ran away from me rite before i flew back to neverland. only thing is, it was bigger and unhuman shaped. so i followed it all the way till outside the dumpster. tt was when dis HUGE, ENORMOUS, yet small compared to wad we have learnt, purple dinosaur. and it exclaimed in bizarre happiness "Hello kid! u got no shadow. That is just super-d-duper!". and he chuckled away as he went into the dumpster.

i was confused yet tickled by this odd specimen. so i decided to check out the dumpster. as i entered... my eyes were startled by the beauty. there inside that smelly dumpster, was a land full of beauty; flowers, butterflies, fairies and banglas. and there was this brick road. it was yellow. at the end of it was this wonderfully sparkling castle. and music was coming out from it. so i walked on the yellow brick road towards the castle. juz den, a fairy flew up to my right shoulder and sat there. i looked at it by the corner of my eye and noticed it was looking at me. with a bizarre stare. so i asked dis flying creature wad it was doing there. and it said "all this flying have made me tired. do u mind if i rest right here?" so waddeheck. i said ok. den it gave me a peck on my neck, which felt really weird as those are really small lips.

so i asked this fairy, "wad is that building at the end of this road?".

"ouh that is barney's musical castle. thats where barney lives," she said, in bizarre happiness, almost similar to that of the purple dinosaur.

"who is this barney? is he king around here?", i asked, being my usual curious self.

juz den, time seemed to stand still. everyone stopped work. the fairies stopped flying, the horses stop grazing, the squirrels stop munching and the banglas in odd elf clothing stopped dancing. instead, they were all looking at me as if i was some weird guy. weird like that purple dinosaur with bizarre happiness.

and i suddenly noticed this music. it was coming from the flowers, the trees, the grass... infact it was like coming from everywhere but nowhere. den dis monkey came down from the tree above me and began saying in a deep voice, "WHAT DID YOU SAAAAY~ DID U SAY HU'S BARNEEEEEY~".

oddly enuff, that talking monkey was saying the words intune with the music at the background. wad was even more odd was to come up next. everyone around me were dancing. and echoing the monkey's words.

dont u noe hu's barney?
in wad world are u from u looney?
he's the purple dinosaur
hu'll take away all ur bore

he's cute and he's chubby
he's fun and also funny
he uses imagination
to create dis whole nation

he's our dear hero
saved us from all our sorrow
he's our dearest barney
purple with a green belly

he's cute and he's chubby
he's fun and also funny
he uses imagination
to create dis whole nation

he gave us happiness
in times of sadness
gave us the love
that we deserve

he's our dear hero
saved us from all our sorrow
he's our dearest barney
purple with a green belly

HE'S OUR DEAREST... HE'S OUR DEAREST... BAAAAARRRNNNEEEEYYYY~~~!!

i was speechless. it was a sight really unfamiliar to me. perhaps that purple dinosaur was not the only weird thing around here. den it struck me. wad was i thinking? was i blind? dancing banglas in elf clothings, clowns in badger suits, horses with horns. those ARE weird!

unable to process wad was happening, i ran off up the brick road towards the castle. as i looked back, i could see the creatures still dancing merrily. this happiness all around, it was, weird as it seems, saddening. it was.. extra-terrestrial.

suddenly the road cracked and i was sucked into this hole. i became unconscious.

when i woke up, i was on a bed in this nicely decorated room. it was painted in white and had plenty of windows. and there was a door. i went towards it. but closer i went to it, further it went away. it was magical. suddenly, i found myself in a warp and ended up in this big brick room with medieval decorations. it was nice, but definitely not of my taste. den a voice startled me.

"Hello kid! Its me again! Barney! I am glad u are here and i love u. *chuckles* this is just super-d-duper! i hope u like it here."

"umm okay. so ur barney. nice to meet u. so why have i been brought to dis castle? and wad was all that dancing and singing? wheres that nice white room with nice windows?"

"*chuckles* its all in ur mind kid. *chuckles* with imagination, u can do anything. *chuckles*"

"imagination kau! so why am i here?"

"i need ur help kid. my musical castle and my whole nation is under attack."

"by who if i may noe."

"*whispers* the happy tree friends" (sound fx: djeng djeng djeng)

ok that was weird. i had enuff. i pinched myself thinking it was all a dream. but nope. it wasnt. so face it. im in an odd world now. a world with a musical castle and a bizarre purple dinosaur.

and guess wad. i have to save it from the happy tree friends.


ahh wad did i do today? went to school. started at 8. takmo pegi sey. ngantok. but kena paksa. so went off to school. sleep in train. go lecture theatre. maths. learn integration. listen2 den went to sleep. ard 1hr sleep i thnk. when i woke up, my frens on my left and right were sleeping too. its ok. we were rite at the back. dah ngantok punya pasal apa nak buat.

diden eat during break but went comp lab instead. main fm. hehe. den went to class again. tutorial. all over, time for sholat jumaat. den aft tt go rasyad hse. tgk abit of movie. abit sebab sumthng went wrong wif the sound and the player. den eat den main gta sampai giler. tros kul 615 aku blah gi bedok jumpa foad to go book padang utk perlawanan persahabatan antara gremlin park dan team kitorg ah. den makan den rilek jap den balik ah.

so tts my hari raya hari kedua. how happening.


Oh Tuhan Yang Maha Kaya
Hamba menangis di pagi raya
Aidilfitri hari bahagia
Tapi hamba dilanda derita


smalam first day of school for second semester. quite slack. nothing much.but was supposed to be long day from 8 to 5. so i came at 820 and went to lecture. den released ard 940. went to comp lab awhile. den lesson again from 10 to 12 den lecture 12 to 1. after tt got break. next class at 3. so waited boringly at comp lab for 2hrs. and at 3 went to class only to be told by my other classmates tt its cancelled. stupid lecturer made us wait for 2 hrs. why cant he tell earlier? so den went to teman zaki carik kasut di queensway den i headed to bedok.

sooooo... at bedok sorg2. waiting for buka. den buka at kfc. den go terawih at darul aman dgn usop, hazwan, rasyad and barney. den we rilek at the kedai kopi minum teh. usop blanja seyyyy... haha actually semua org tak bayar dia balik. we chat chat and remember old times at temasek. tokked abt supki, shafiee and first day of secondary school. and other funny stuffs. it was cool and destressing. ard 11, we went home.